One-liners and Funny Bad Jokes to Send to Your Loved One

Joker June is upon us and there’s no better way than joking it up a bit and bringing all those old one-liners and bad jokes back into the relationship. Here’s a bunch from us to you to make you smile! A little tip, send them to your loved one as a secret message in chat, It will definitely add more fun to it!

Do you think we have missed any? Feel free to comment below to share your best ones

Have fun!

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Knock Knock, [-Who’s There?], Ya, [Ya who?], Sorry. I prefer google.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

What kind of flowers are on your face? [Tu-lips!]

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish? [- This tastes funny!]

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

What did the mountain climber name his son? [Cliff]

Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy

Why shouldn’t you believe atoms? [They make up everything]

Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole freakin Zoo when I’m with you

 

Stay Loving!

/LoveByte Cupid!

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